she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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