that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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