it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Your cock deserves a montage
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Randomize
