This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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