Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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