: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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