I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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