I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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