I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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