All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
this just has baby written all over it
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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