My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
