have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
My vagina is officially offended.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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