Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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