so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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