hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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