Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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