So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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