Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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