Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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