Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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