Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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