my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
We talked him into tasing himself.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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