i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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