remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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