? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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