K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
It's official drugs can't kill me
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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