We're facebook friends in real life
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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