stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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