the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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