I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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