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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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