Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
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