Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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