I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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