My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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