I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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