Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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