you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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