We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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