What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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