well I can't set my house on fire every night
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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