? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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