She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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