I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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