butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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