I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
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