"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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