i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I want her autograph on my taint
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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