Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
