I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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